Comments on: 05/25/11 – Zoo Visit: Bear Cell

By: christopher

christopher — Wed, 25 May 2011 17:21:56 +0000

@War_Pig, we’ll just have to agree to disagree on that hard line. But that’s cool. ;)

@Frank, there’s a mall in San Diego with walkways and angled bridges and it’s straight out of an M.C. Escher drawing, it took me ages to figure out how to get out. :)

@Harena, Lol!

By: Harena

Harena — Wed, 25 May 2011 16:49:11 +0000

@Christoper: ‘Shew, man, you are right! That was a near thing there! ;D

By: Frank

Frank — Wed, 25 May 2011 14:42:14 +0000

The first malls were actually designed thinking of hamster cages: places where people travel in circles in the most inefficient way possible. The logic, of course, was that they’d pass more store windows that way, and be tempted to enter more shops to spend money on more things that they don’t need.

On another note, who cuts Ted’s hair? (And yes, I know it’s irresistible to make the joke “when you’re a 300-pound bear, you can convince anyone to cutting your hair”)

By: War Pig

War Pig — Wed, 25 May 2011 13:23:53 +0000

Actually, if we used the noose faster and for more crimes, we could reduce prison populations to non-violent felons like Bernie Madoff. Keeping them in prison is a perfect punishment. Meth makers? Hang them on their second offense.They’ll never rehab.