By: Harena

Harena — Sat, 18 May 2013 15:08:05 +0000

I can’t stand gore either; even blatantly faked gore as seen in the likes of Monty Python. It’s heartening to know I’m not the only one with that issue ^_^

By: reynard61

reynard61 — Sat, 18 May 2013 03:52:14 +0000

@ Pete Rogan: I call that “last Tuesday”…

By: Pete Rogan

Pete Rogan — Sat, 18 May 2013 00:25:26 +0000

One of these days, I’d like to host a really scary party. The kind where all the scares are more real than you can stand. The host, somebody you don’t know, opens the door and peers quizzically and asks, “Do I know you?” There are no ashtrays but the air is full of cigar smoke. All the liquor is the kind that has something floating in it, and half the bottles are too dark to see in and the other half, whatever was in there is too decayed to make out. The pop all has Red Dye # 3 in it and all the fresh fruit is unwashed. The appetizers come on an aluminum tray that looks used, as if it came from somebody else’s office party and held something else. The music alternates between garage grunge, Perry Como and Neil Diamond, and it has commercials. Someone you don’t know is passed out in the bathroom. It may be a dummy. Maybe not. Your cell phone shows one bar. And when you try to leave, there’s a tow truck and a police car with lights on by your car, and under it, his feet sticking out, a mechanic, making a long, low whistle.

By: crookedwolf

crookedwolf — Fri, 17 May 2013 17:25:07 +0000

I like “clever” scary things, but not the type of surprises where people jump out at you.
And of course, yummy things with black and orange frosting ;-)

Comments on: 05/17/13 – Define Scare

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