Kids, someday, when you’re old and mature, you’ll advise your own kids not to drink their milkshakes this quickly to avoid brain-freeze, but you’ll still do it yourself when they’re not looking.

Also, I posted a recipe for making Pita Pockets over on Cookrookery (including a video where I wax nostalgic over food, with pitas rising in the background).

I can imagine trying to play soccer with giants, with a ball that was as tall as my elbows. Which perhaps says a lot about me.