Surprises are tricky things.

Speaking of “saying ‘no’ to kids.” Thank goodness for breakfast, saving us all.

This is me with kids (and sometimes the world). Easier to hide than say “no.”

Sometimes being reasonable is worth waiting for.

I have had this ideas for YEARS, and have always known how bad an idea it was.

Never go to sea with me navigating.

The days of honor are not dead.

“Modest, like me.” Snort.

I wrote this shortly after buying my first pair of reading glasses.

Never stand in front of the train of earnest enthusiasm.