If ever there was a conflict of interest….
Noooo! Don’t do it, Vachel! Stay good! Er. Stay good-ish? Er. Don’t get any less good?
I am convinced that most overpaid CEOs would kill their employees and sell their organs on the black market if they thought they could get away with it.
@War Pig: If the price were right, that would be the best use of company resources.
Oh, it’s already happening. It’s just been far more efficient to ship jobs overseas and impoverish the ex-employees here to the point where they can no longer afford a residence, and thus can no longer vote. Works out really well for the owners!
Do like WallyWorld, and quietly take out insurance policies on the employees (quite without their knowledge.)
Sorta like selling mortgage derivatives, and then betting they’ll fail, huh?
@ War Pig, Pete Rogan & pbarnrob: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corporate-owned_life_insurance
It’s not quite organ-selling (at least since it became *slightly* more regulated), but it’s close.
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