This is the story of the younger me self breaking into the old me self’s house.
This is the wish-fulfillment of my 9 year old self. And possibly my now-year-old self.
Recently someone was very impressed that I knew that an object was a “crook.”
They held one up and said, “what is this?”
“A crook,” I said.
They were impressed. I had no idea I was so literate!