There are many forms of control. Put me in a recliner, and my ability to ever get up drops about 37%.
Mine has built in hybrid vibration and shiatsu massage. It can drag me down and put me to sleep in minutes. Gift from the kids, bless them.
He doesn’t even waste time asking, “Wait, who are you guys?”
And of course it’s all the same to Dee. She doesn’t even blink. Then again, I’m not sure she ever does…
Our recliner has held many a person captive. If combined with Sleeping Infant it brings the chance of stun up to at least 79%, effective until the Infant Nap wears off.
My recliner, amusingly enough, is called “the bear trap.”
Vibrator, seat heater, drink holder, mini-fridge (have to reach around for that), stereo speakers, landline phone all built in. & a cat that insists on occupying any lap that is in the seat.
All it needs to be complete is a built in Cray station, I might never move.
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