How can one keep up war when hot chocolate is being profferred?
I have a t-shirt that reads “Make coffee, not war.” I wonder if “Make hot chocolate, not war” might be a more effective solution? ;) Certainly it was here!
Won’t work. Given human tendencies, a fight would erupt over milk chocolate vs dark chocolate, marshmallows vs no marshmallows. Humans will fight over virtually anything. Wars or battles have been fought over a stray dog, a man’s ear, a burnt pastry shop, a golden stool, a flagpole, a soccer game, an oaken bucket, and an insulted tribeswoman, to name a few.
Nonetheless I strongly feel that with enough chocolate in the hands of people…. there’d be no war.
War Pig: Don’t forget the radical white chocolate guerrilla faction.
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