Or if it has to be a vegetable, at least let it be a potato chip.
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Everybody knows that for dogs you use a pork chop on a stick. :)
I would put a laser pointer on his head. Then he could follow the red dot for awhile. And, knowing Blake, he’d never figure out where it was from.