I liked this flaw in logic. Because he’s a bird, it’s easy to laugh at him for being foolish, but it’s actually not that unreasonable for him to draw this conclusion.
And stewardesses. Pure logic that every plane needs one. Who else will serve us ginger ale?
Ginger ale be danged. When there are children on the flight, I require BOURBON.
One nice thing about traveling on military aircraft – no spoiled, unspanked brats.
The bad thing about traveling on military aircraft, is there is no BOURBON (unless you sneak it on yourself as a passenger).
And finally, the plane appears! You know, I hadn’t noticed before how quick you were to get Dee back in the air after the hangglider incident