This is what I look like when I say I don’t want offered cookies.
And WHAT??!!! You still haven’t done your holiday shopping? Do it now! Might I suggest buying “Little Dee” (or “Spacetrawler”) books and merchandise! (and the Little Dee books will be not available after the end of the year due to contract stuff for the new graphic novel coming out, so BUY NOW!)
I understand “sin taxes,” not as a moral punishment, but when they are for activities which cause a financial burden on society. But the concept of taxing people for their little selfishnesses makes me giggle.